1 00:00:04,847 --> 00:00:07,641 I probably did it. 2 00:00:09,059 --> 00:00:12,104 By adding a pinch of "poblano"- 3 00:00:12,187 --> 00:00:19,987 -is my recipe for Garlic Jazz transformed into Baja Jazz! 4 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:24,158 Shall we taste? 5 00:00:30,122 --> 00:00:34,043 This is probably what bad breath tastes like. 6 00:00:36,378 --> 00:00:39,798 That's probably all jazz. 7 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:48,849 The hips say that the meeting with Harlin went well... 8 00:00:48,932 --> 00:00:53,354 The song says that someone doesn't been out for years. 9 00:00:56,940 --> 00:01:01,028 I have helped Harlin with the purchase of a cable company. 10 00:01:01,111 --> 00:01:08,327 -As his lawyer, I get 10%. -Congratulations! 11 00:01:08,410 --> 00:01:12,706 I who was satisfied with that a street vendor bumped into me. 12 00:01:12,790 --> 00:01:16,710 This is none of your business. Will and I are rich! 13 00:01:18,087 --> 00:01:22,174 The first thing I want are colored contact lenses- 14 00:01:22,257 --> 00:01:25,636 -which match the colors of autumn. 15 00:01:25,719 --> 00:01:30,432 You know what they say: “Got Jack one fish and he has food for the day." 16 00:01:30,516 --> 00:01:33,769 Do you teach Jack to fish, then he picks up a fisherman. 17 00:01:36,772 --> 00:01:41,276 Is it hot in here... or what time is it? 18 00:01:41,360 --> 00:01:45,656 You gentle! It's not a Folex! 19 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:50,244 And this is not "cashmere". 20 00:01:50,327 --> 00:01:55,541 It's cashmere. You can call me stone rich! 21 00:01:55,624 --> 00:01:58,293 I'm happy for you, Will. 22 00:01:58,377 --> 00:02:03,465 But there is a line between being enthusiastic and obnoxious. 23 00:02:03,549 --> 00:02:06,343 That limit is Richard Simmons. 24 00:02:08,512 --> 00:02:14,101 You are right. I can't let it go to my head. 25 00:02:14,184 --> 00:02:16,520 Speaking of which: 26 00:02:36,923 --> 00:02:41,886 I would withdraw money for a cup of coffee 27 00:02:41,970 --> 00:02:46,182 -but only received a note with the text: "No coverage on the account." 28 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:53,523 It must be wrong, I thought. Then a binder laughs at me. 29 00:02:55,150 --> 00:02:58,278 On the next attempt the machine takes the card- 30 00:02:58,361 --> 00:03:03,908 - and claim that I have overdrawn the account by several thousand! 31 00:03:03,992 --> 00:03:07,620 So there was no coffee? 32 00:03:09,247 --> 00:03:13,960 No, neither coffee, ATM card or cash. 33 00:03:14,043 --> 00:03:18,465 The worst thing is that the bank have me on video like this: 34 00:03:25,180 --> 00:03:29,517 Think! How did this happen? There must be an explanation. 35 00:03:29,601 --> 00:03:34,773 I have cashed the checks from you. Could that be the explanation? 36 00:03:39,944 --> 00:03:46,326 Your paychecks? Have you cashed your paychecks? 37 00:03:46,409 --> 00:03:48,620 Are you out of your mind? 38 00:03:49,662 --> 00:03:55,752 Because you don't do anything you should You don't cash your paychecks! 39 00:03:57,670 --> 00:04:04,177 It was necessary. Stan has limited my...budget. 40 00:04:05,720 --> 00:04:09,390 It probably depends on the hat I bought last week. 41 00:04:09,474 --> 00:04:13,103 Stan got mad because you bought a hat? 42 00:04:13,186 --> 00:04:16,815 The hat was in Geneva. 43 00:04:16,898 --> 00:04:21,653 And it wasn't a hat, without a ski lodge. 44 00:04:21,736 --> 00:04:28,618 You gentle... Maybe we can help each other. 45 00:04:28,701 --> 00:04:35,208 -How much do you get from Stan? - I'll get by on this. 46 00:04:37,752 --> 00:04:41,172 You can probably manage on this, Karen. 47 00:04:41,256 --> 00:04:44,259 Spain does. 48 00:04:44,342 --> 00:04:48,972 They don't care about shoes. I'm wearing Manolo Blahniks! 49 00:04:49,055 --> 00:04:55,645 You know what, my friend? Put the money back into my account- 50 00:04:55,728 --> 00:04:57,897 -then I'll teach you to be frugal. 51 00:04:57,981 --> 00:05:03,653 If this is the result of to be stingy so... 52 00:05:06,114 --> 00:05:13,913 Drive to. But no talk about Thom McCann and Red Lobster. 53 00:05:26,217 --> 00:05:28,052 I don't get paid... 54 00:05:29,179 --> 00:05:32,557 -Grace Adler Designs. - I don't have time for lunch. 55 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:38,438 - Now what are you going to buy? A goat? -Huh? 56 00:05:38,521 --> 00:05:41,024 -A goat? - It was a joke. 57 00:05:41,107 --> 00:05:47,614 You have everything else, so the only thing you're missing is...a goat. 58 00:05:47,697 --> 00:05:53,411 It wasn't fun. I don't call that a joke. 59 00:05:53,495 --> 00:05:56,080 It was incomprehensible and not fun at all. 60 00:05:56,164 --> 00:06:01,544 -Go ahead, but why are you cancelling? - The word "goat" is perhaps... 61 00:06:01,628 --> 00:06:07,258 - I have to cancel some clients. - Does it have to do with Harlin? 62 00:06:07,342 --> 00:06:11,095 Yes, he is a big client, and requires a lot of time. 63 00:06:11,179 --> 00:06:13,556 So I have to slim down a bit. 64 00:06:13,640 --> 00:06:21,314 So you get rid of those who bet on you when you were having a hard time? 65 00:06:21,397 --> 00:06:25,026 Exactly that. 66 00:06:25,110 --> 00:06:27,737 You were nicer when you dissed my joke. 67 00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:31,032 There was no point. Color-ä-ä-ä-l. 68 00:06:34,661 --> 00:06:36,496 I will reduce the number of clients- 69 00:06:36,579 --> 00:06:40,959 -and you're used to getting fired, so you are an expert. 70 00:06:41,042 --> 00:06:43,962 I've been fired from all my jobs. 71 00:06:44,045 --> 00:06:48,883 -When they come in... - No, it doesn't work! 72 00:06:48,967 --> 00:06:54,180 You can't do this. They will lick and spit- 73 00:06:54,264 --> 00:06:57,976 - and then I get kicked out. 74 00:06:59,477 --> 00:07:03,106 - You mean my client. - That's what I said. 75 00:07:03,189 --> 00:07:08,820 Call and ask where they are likes to eat lunch. 76 00:07:08,903 --> 00:07:11,739 It minimizes the risk of a scene. 77 00:07:11,823 --> 00:07:16,786 When they have ordered a Happy Meal they get fired. 78 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:19,456 The McSpark... 79 00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:22,083 Not such a stupid thought. 80 00:07:22,167 --> 00:07:28,965 So did the library. And my boss at Swiss Colony. 81 00:07:29,048 --> 00:07:30,717 And grandma... 82 00:07:37,724 --> 00:07:41,227 Aunt Honey called and cried. 83 00:07:41,311 --> 00:07:44,189 The name suggestion was not mine. 84 00:07:44,272 --> 00:07:48,610 You should have heard her. “Will don't want to be my lawyer anymore." 85 00:07:48,693 --> 00:07:54,032 “I prepare food for Purim, but he throwing me away like a 'hachuch'." 86 00:07:54,115 --> 00:08:00,038 -A what then? - I didn't understand the last part. 87 00:08:00,121 --> 00:08:04,793 I don't have time with such people anymore. 88 00:08:04,876 --> 00:08:06,669 "People like that"? 89 00:08:06,753 --> 00:08:10,340 I run a business. 90 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:12,884 I can't sue Entenmann's- 91 00:08:12,967 --> 00:08:17,222 - for their pastries caused her to gain weight. 92 00:08:19,474 --> 00:08:23,686 If they have no money, they will leave. Willy-Nilly. 93 00:08:23,770 --> 00:08:27,440 Don't call me that, I said. 94 00:08:27,524 --> 00:08:31,820 You weren't like that before. You are like a bad lawyer joke. 95 00:08:31,903 --> 00:08:36,241 How many lawyers are required? to screw in a light bulb? 96 00:08:36,324 --> 00:08:40,703 Two. One who screws it up... 97 00:08:40,787 --> 00:08:44,791 Wait... Three. I mean... 98 00:08:44,874 --> 00:08:47,418 Why can't I make a joke? 99 00:08:47,502 --> 00:08:51,047 Here's how it works in the corporate world. 100 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:52,715 Not with me. 101 00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:55,135 You buy in pillows and tassels. 102 00:08:55,218 --> 00:08:58,138 A gay can do that in his sleep. 103 00:09:01,724 --> 00:09:03,309 Oh! 104 00:09:04,853 --> 00:09:12,110 You have become evil, but you have not right to let it out on me. 105 00:09:12,193 --> 00:09:15,613 I only think of the best interests of the company. 106 00:09:15,697 --> 00:09:18,783 And it affects your morale! 107 00:09:18,867 --> 00:09:23,746 My desire to continue this the conversation has hit rock bottom. 108 00:09:23,830 --> 00:09:28,626 And you can put your lips here! 109 00:09:36,176 --> 00:09:39,220 -Hello? -Hi, it's Harlin. 110 00:09:39,304 --> 00:09:45,518 -Do you have time to meet me tomorrow? - For you I have all the time imaginable. 111 00:09:45,602 --> 00:09:49,022 Good. Where do you prefer to eat lunch? 112 00:09:57,413 --> 00:10:01,417 -I think you are making a mistake. -I like you. 113 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:05,963 But I need a bigger bureau. It's a business decision. 114 00:10:06,046 --> 00:10:11,135 -And your decision is firm? - It does. 115 00:10:11,218 --> 00:10:15,764 -Imagine it doesn't. -You mean reconsider. 116 00:10:15,848 --> 00:10:19,101 No, the decision is final. 117 00:10:19,184 --> 00:10:23,063 Some logic is wasted here. 118 00:10:23,147 --> 00:10:27,151 - Of course I respect your decision. -Thanks, Will. 119 00:10:27,234 --> 00:10:30,195 I send "Tuesdays with Morrie". 120 00:10:30,279 --> 00:10:35,910 It makes one value what you have. See you. 121 00:10:38,621 --> 00:10:43,208 we have money we have money 122 00:10:44,335 --> 00:10:46,170 What now? 123 00:10:46,253 --> 00:10:50,966 How could you accept to get fired? 124 00:10:51,050 --> 00:10:56,055 -Breathe normally. -What should I do now? 125 00:10:56,138 --> 00:11:02,394 What will become of me? I can't take this anymore. 126 00:11:02,478 --> 00:11:06,899 I was the one who lost my client. I was the one who got fired! 127 00:11:06,982 --> 00:11:10,194 Yes, it's all about you. 128 00:11:10,277 --> 00:11:13,072 Who will pay for my training? 129 00:11:13,155 --> 00:11:17,618 I have put away a pair of "parachute pants". 130 00:11:17,701 --> 00:11:22,456 And the food? I'm dizzy with hunger. 131 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:27,878 When you said that a gay can do my job in my sleep- 132 00:11:27,962 --> 00:11:35,469 -I should have answered: "I know a gay. Think he can sleep!" 133 00:11:38,514 --> 00:11:41,058 Finally the jokes sit. 134 00:11:41,141 --> 00:11:44,520 Stick, I've had a bad day. 135 00:11:44,603 --> 00:11:51,193 What has happened? Did you step on someone? with your Gucci sandals? 136 00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:55,781 - I'm not in the mood. - Now you listen to me. 137 00:11:55,864 --> 00:11:59,702 Everything is going your way now, but there is something called karma. 138 00:11:59,785 --> 00:12:03,872 One day the fortunes will turn. 139 00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:09,628 And when it happens I will sing: 140 00:12:09,712 --> 00:12:14,383 What did I say? What did I say? 141 00:12:14,466 --> 00:12:18,095 Mother of God, make her stop! 142 00:12:22,850 --> 00:12:27,938 You better pray to God that Harlin will never leave you… 143 00:12:28,022 --> 00:12:30,649 Jack! Jack! Jack! 144 00:12:31,650 --> 00:12:36,655 Harlin won't abandon me. He love me We will serve the big cow! 145 00:12:36,739 --> 00:12:41,118 Have I introduced you for my front door? 146 00:12:41,201 --> 00:12:48,500 I hope you are right, for there is a dance to my song. 147 00:12:48,584 --> 00:12:51,879 Here you get a taste... 148 00:12:57,051 --> 00:13:00,804 It looks good. The credit cards are fixed- 149 00:13:00,888 --> 00:13:06,477 - and so I have reduced your travel expenses. 150 00:13:06,560 --> 00:13:09,688 This means savings on... 151 00:13:17,780 --> 00:13:20,282 Karen...? 152 00:13:20,366 --> 00:13:24,286 God, it was so nice! 153 00:13:25,621 --> 00:13:29,917 -Where have you been? - Your budget talk made me depressed. 154 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:36,006 So I asked for a little mixed at Hermes for $5,000! 155 00:13:37,299 --> 00:13:41,929 I'm trying to help you. It may seem daunting- 156 00:13:42,012 --> 00:13:45,766 -but when you get into it it's pretty fun. 157 00:13:45,849 --> 00:13:52,690 You know what else would be fun? To throw you out. 158 00:13:54,733 --> 00:13:59,446 Okay, well, at least you tried. 159 00:13:59,530 --> 00:14:05,911 -May I see what you have bought? -Look at these nice sweaters. 160 00:14:05,995 --> 00:14:08,289 Nice, huh? 161 00:14:08,372 --> 00:14:14,795 What an amazing color! And how soft it is... 162 00:14:17,506 --> 00:14:21,093 Either you manage the budget or also... 163 00:14:26,140 --> 00:14:30,769 - You wouldn't dare! -Wouldn't I? 164 00:14:30,853 --> 00:14:34,189 If you cut one are the others worthless! 165 00:14:34,273 --> 00:14:40,654 - I can start with the label. -No! It is the best of all! 166 00:14:43,782 --> 00:14:49,288 Okay! What are you looking for? What are your terms and conditions? 167 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:54,710 That you spend five minutes on the budget with me. 168 00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:59,882 Lucky for you my children brought my pepper spray to school. 169 00:14:59,965 --> 00:15:04,720 Good girl. We start with the clothes. 170 00:15:04,803 --> 00:15:08,057 Your clothing account is in the thousands of dollars. 171 00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:13,312 Do you know what you would save if you shopped at an outlet in Paramus? 172 00:15:13,395 --> 00:15:18,609 Do you know how much is wrong in that sense? 173 00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:26,408 -I'm serious... - No! 174 00:15:26,492 --> 00:15:33,666 If you think I'm going to trade at a mall full of campers...! 175 00:15:34,833 --> 00:15:39,755 This is probably my size. I'll try that one. 176 00:15:47,221 --> 00:15:50,724 Check out all the cuckoos. 177 00:15:53,143 --> 00:15:56,981 We go, I don't like anything here. 178 00:15:57,064 --> 00:16:01,610 You haven't looked around. We go through the position. 179 00:16:01,694 --> 00:16:05,573 -What? - This is a clothing stand. 180 00:16:05,656 --> 00:16:09,451 As in the expression "Wrong position, Stan!"? 181 00:16:15,499 --> 00:16:19,545 I'm funny even in the Midwest. 182 00:16:19,628 --> 00:16:24,383 Come back now, if you're looking can you make real bargains... 183 00:16:24,466 --> 00:16:27,636 This one has blood on it. 184 00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:36,562 -We're going to the blood-free zone. - The fabrics scare me. 185 00:16:36,645 --> 00:16:43,944 Come on, Karen. I have found some sweet stuff here. 186 00:16:44,028 --> 00:16:48,032 I have them at work, and you loathe them. 187 00:16:48,115 --> 00:16:52,786 “What has happened? What's that supposed to be?" 188 00:16:52,870 --> 00:16:57,625 What are you up to? Who would that represent? 189 00:17:00,920 --> 00:17:04,089 We're not leaving until you've tried something. 190 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:17,353 Can we have two salads? with honey mustard? 191 00:17:17,436 --> 00:17:22,524 - I don't work here. - That's not what I asked about. 192 00:17:27,446 --> 00:17:30,449 Come on. 193 00:17:30,532 --> 00:17:37,039 This one is perfect for you in color and size. It only costs $28. 194 00:17:38,082 --> 00:17:45,589 Yes, it was cheap. Excuse me for a moment. 195 00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:54,848 Hi, Stan. That's me. I'm at a discount store in Paramus. 196 00:17:54,932 --> 00:17:59,770 I have the budget in mind. I'm going to buy a tracksuit. 197 00:17:59,853 --> 00:18:07,319 I can have it when we sail with the Bronfmans. Bye then. 198 00:18:07,403 --> 00:18:10,573 Stan sends a helicopter. 199 00:18:10,656 --> 00:18:13,993 The budget crisis is over! 200 00:18:14,076 --> 00:18:20,499 Buy something ugly for work. You will find me on the roof. 201 00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:31,719 -Grace? - Hi, Harlin. 202 00:18:31,802 --> 00:18:34,680 -What are you doing here? -Buying something for the wife. 203 00:18:34,763 --> 00:18:40,519 That's right, even though you have money please do a chap. 204 00:18:40,603 --> 00:18:45,274 Not this kind of rubbish. I'll give her the mall. 205 00:18:46,275 --> 00:18:54,199 -How about Will? - You know that best. 206 00:18:54,283 --> 00:18:57,286 Just calm down. I lie on him. 207 00:18:57,369 --> 00:19:01,165 You must have a heart of stone. 208 00:19:01,248 --> 00:19:08,172 When he is so affected by work... It's not dressy. 209 00:19:08,255 --> 00:19:12,217 I don't even like him. 210 00:19:12,301 --> 00:19:20,225 I don't know how you feel, but in Texas we would call you subba. 211 00:19:24,647 --> 00:19:27,858 - How? -You should show understanding... 212 00:19:27,942 --> 00:19:32,488 -...when your friend has been fired. -Huh? 213 00:19:38,410 --> 00:19:40,871 -Hello. -Hello. 214 00:19:40,955 --> 00:19:44,625 -How is it at work? - Just fine. 215 00:19:44,708 --> 00:19:51,006 I toil like an animal for Harlin. Meeting investors, going to meetings... 216 00:19:51,090 --> 00:19:54,635 I said "hereby" instead of "notwithstanding". 217 00:19:54,718 --> 00:19:58,847 I don't know how long I follow along. 218 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:04,770 I know, Will. I met Harlin today. 219 00:20:04,853 --> 00:20:08,857 Did he make that joke about that I've been fired? 220 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:10,609 He is festive! 221 00:20:10,693 --> 00:20:12,236 Yes, yes! 222 00:20:14,196 --> 00:20:19,159 You got it right. The fortunes turned. I'm a dork. 223 00:20:19,243 --> 00:20:26,750 I got too greedy. Come again. Sing your song and do your dance. 224 00:20:35,843 --> 00:20:41,890 Not even "what did I say"? I have to start from the beginning. 225 00:20:43,726 --> 00:20:47,187 - I'm a little scared. - It's not me. 226 00:20:50,274 --> 00:20:53,027 Sit down, and I'll make a joke. 227 00:20:53,110 --> 00:20:56,280 Come again. Clear? 228 00:20:57,323 --> 00:21:01,035 How many gay lawyers required to win a goal? 229 00:21:01,118 --> 00:21:03,078 37... 230 00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:07,750 One to win the goal and 36 to slander him. 231 00:21:10,085 --> 00:21:14,214 I see a smile! Then it's a real joke!